December 2011

The Chris Farley Show

by Tom Farley

Chris Farley is my idol, but he is also my greatest fear. I'm a chubby comic, child of alcoholics from Wisconsin and I really want people to like me. Is that enough to spend a life spiraling into and out of addiction and eventually die from an accidental overdose  saying your last words  to a sex worker-- “don't leave me--” who then promptly leaves you?